Awful Orphan is a 1949 Merrie Melodies short directed by Charles M. Jones.
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Charlie has a crowd around him as he uses a stick in his mouth to turn pages over on a flip board. Each page dramatically builds on the theme that there is something these people should have in their home. When the last page reveals that the to-be-desired item is Charlie, the people who have been watching walk away in disgust. Charlie then stows away in a pet shop truck which makes a delivery to Porky's hotel room. Porky ordered a canary, but when he removes the cage covering it is Charlie, crammed into the cage. Porky proceeds to dial the pet store to complain ("I ordered a canary, not a monster!") He discovers he is actually talking to Charlie, who has pulled the telephone wire from the wall and is speaking through it.
Porky throws the dog out several times but each time, Charlie returns to demonstrate how wonderful he would be to have around. He even pretends to be a baby left in a basket outside the door. Porky leads Charlie on for a minute, then kicks the entire basket down the hall. Disguised as an old lady, Charlie hits Porky with an umbrella while berating him for being a brute to an innocent baby. Porky ends up being chased out of the room; he knocks angrily until Charlie opens the door. At this point, Porky demands the dog get out once and for all. Charlie conducts a fake suicide by jumping from the window onto an unlikely stack of mattresses piled up from the street. Frustrated, Porky slams the window and closes the curtains.
Porky initially believes the next knock on his door is Charlie, but it is his lunch, and he prepares to dig in. When he lifts the warming lid, Charlie is trussed up on the plate. Porky is holding a knife and the dog puts on an over-the-top performance, begging Porky not to use it on him. He promises to do several chores if he is allowed to stay. Porky appears to give in. Pretending to be pinning a paper pattern for the coat onto Charlie, Porky succeeds in wrapping the dog up for mailing, and sticks a label on him reading, "To Siberia". In spite of being stuffed into a mailbox, Charlie returns wearing traditional clothing and, while doing the Cossack dance, kicks Porky in the rear end until he ejects him into the hall. The upstairs neighbor phones threatening to come down to stop the noise. Charlie responds by counter-threatening the man. He tricks Porky into going upstairs, and the man beats him up.
The man then drops off the injured Porky, who finally submits to making Charlie his pet. However, Charlie decides otherwise, saying that he thinks Porky's place is too noisy. As Charlie starts to leave, Porky, having finally snapped, evilly approaches him, laughing maniacally. The screen fades to black, then the cartoon returns with a scene similar to an earlier one, but with the roles of dog and master reversed. Charlie tries to sneak away, but Porky's growls force him back into the chair.
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On ABC's The Bugs Bunny and Tweety Show, two scenes were edited:
- The entire sequence where Charlie Dog poses as an abandoned baby at Porky's doorstep, Porky kicking the basket with Charlie Dog away, and Charlie Dog entering the apartment as an old woman who beats Porky with an umbrella for the despicable thing he's done was cut, making it look like that Porky was thrown out of the apartment (off-screen) when throwing Charlie Dog out.
- The scene of Charlie preparing to jump out of the apartment window was shortened to delete some of his dialogue bluntly alluding to suicide. ("I shall end it all by throwing myself off into a eternity." and "Farewell, friend." were cut, though the actual action wasn't cut, possibly because it's revealed that Charlie landed on an impossibly tall tower of mattresses)[3]
Notes[]
- This is the only one of the three Charlie Dog/Porky Pig cartoons where Charlie receives comeuppance for his actions in the end.
- In The Bugs Bunny Show, the title of the short was changed to "The Awful Orphan".
- On 30 January 2021, MeTV aired what is supposed to be a brand new restoration of this short on the Saturday Morning Cartoons block, with the pitch finally being corrected, while the audio track is canned and the opening title cards are freeze-framed with fake digital cross-fade effects. This re-restoration was later made available on iTunes Video.
- Hanging above the sofa in Porky’s decoratively styled apartment is a surreal landscape painting, pre-dating 1949’s Dough for the Do-Do, a Salvador Dali-inspired color remake of 1938’s Porky in Wackyland. Another surreal painting is shown behind Charlie while he is mending Porky’s socks. A third one is shown prior to Charlie’s return from Siberia. Nearer to the door is a painting of two nude women, done in the style of Pablo Picasso. At the other end of the sofa, another portrait also seems to be Picasso-esque.
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- "Awful Orphan" on SuperCartoons.net
- "Awful Orphan" on B98.TV