Francis Pumphandle is a character on Animaniacs. He was voiced by Ben Stein.
Francis Pumphandle is a dwarf-like man who annoys Yakko, Wakko, and Dot in the Animaniacs episode, "Chairman of the Bored" with a very long story involving bologna and cheeseball sandwiches and Bob Barker. His voice is always in a dull monotonous tone, and while speaking, he generally tends to go off-topic about his story and talks about certain parts of his story, voicing his own personal opinion about them. The Warners develop an attachment.