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The complete transcript of the cartoon "Hollywood Steps Out", a Merrie Melodies short
Note: Line in red is cut from the 1948 blue ribbon reissue.
Transcript[]
Cary Grant: What a place, what a place! Why, it's as pretty as a picture. But if I ever told my favorite wife the awful truth, I'd land right on the front page. Yes, sirre, Booby!
Cigarette Girl: Cigars, cigarettes, -- butts.
Cary Grant: Oh, hello, girlie, Why, sure, I'll buy some of your cigarettes. Yuh got a light, kid?
Robinson: Hello, Ann. How's the oomph girl tonight?
Ann: Oomph, oomph! Oomph, oomph, oomph! Oomph! Oomph! Oomph! Oomph! OOMPH!
Hat Check Girl: Good evening, Mr. Weismuller. Good evening, Miss Rand.
Cagney: Listen, you muggs. Dis job is plenty risky. Get me? Yuh gotta be tough guys to go through wid it, because if yuh get caught, yuh take the rap alone. See? Um-hum, all right. Now, let's try it.
Bogart and Raft (off - not distinct)
Cagney (off - not distinct) One tie. Bull's eye.
Carole Lombard: Ouch!
Glark Gable: Well, Carole, here we are. And it's pretty swell, if I do say so myself. This is class, baby. It's okay. Yeh. Er, excuse me, honey. I gotta make an important call, I'll be right back.
Bing Crosby: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Hope you're all enjoyin' this little hoe-down. Comes now a bit of the--- Er, get away from me, boys. You bother me. Er, comes now a bit of the dance, 'n' if you'll all gather aroun'. Brother Stickoutski will give out with a helpin' of that South American jive, the Conga, to be exact, so, make it mellow, fella.
Dorothy Lamour: Oh Jimmy, that rhythm does something to me. Let's dance, will yuh, please?
Jimmy Stewart: Oh, er, er, s-sa-- it's not that I don't wanta, yuh understand. It's en--- it's on account o' that--- Aw, gee whiz, I don't know any o' these modern steps here.
Dorothy Lamour: Oh, come on, Jimmy. Please. For me?
Jimmy Stewart: Oh, so - I - I - I -- Aw, heck, I guess I might as well try it. I can't lose nothin'.
Clark Gable: It's me again.
Ned Sparks: Gee, this is silly.
Mickey Rooney: Fifty dollars? Dad!
Lewis Stone: Yes, Andy?
Mickey Rooney: I'd like to have a heart-to-heart tal with yuh.
Clark Gable: Don't go away folks, This oughta be good.
Bing Crosby: Comes now the feature attraction of the evening--- Er, keep movin', boys. I'll see yuh at the track. Er, comes now the feature attraction if the evening - Miss Sally Strand and her Bubble Dance. Now, if you boys'll put away your bean shooters, we'll get on with the show.
Kay Kaiser: Students!
Students: (whistling) (in unison) Baby!
Peter Lorre: I haven't seen a beautiful bubble since I was a child.
Mother: (off) Hen--ry! Hen--ry:Fonda!
Henry Fonda: Coming, Mother!
G-man Egdar Hoover: Gee! Gee! Gee! Gee!
Ned Sparks: Are you boys having a good time?
Boys: (in unison) Yes.
Jerry Colona: Guess who? Yehudi!
Clark Gable: Now listen, babe. I'm a man of few words. See? I've been chasin' you all night. Now, how about a little kiss, baby?
Guacho Marks: Well, fancy meeting you here!
Clark Gable: I'm a bad boy.