A series of gags hung on a football game includes a baby that is licking an ice cream cone; the man next to the baby wants to have some of the cone. We see the warmups (a kicker punts sitting in a chair; three other kickers break into a chorus line). The coin flip and the players that pile right up. The kickoff: the ball stays put and the man that has it in his hand is kicked. A re-kick: one player is used like a golf club by another. Some razzle-dazzle on the scrimmage line. The QB fades (literally) for another pass. Half-time: a quick show by the marching band; the team beats up their coach; a cheerleader rallies his team's supporters: one man. Second half: A touchdown run is interrupted because of a commercial; when completed, a cheerleader literally yells their head off. A quick montage of action, then the final gun which comes from the ice-cream tot, who has finally fended off the neighbor.
Cartoon Network's version cuts the part after the announcer says "And there's the gun that ends the half!" where a dim-witted referee nearly shoots himself in the head with the starter pistol he has in his hand. This edited version also played on Boomerang.
Some syndicated TV versions (though, surprisingly, neither Cartoon Network nor Boomerang) cut the final joke where a baby guns down the man sitting next to him who has been licking his ice cream cone throughout the short.